How about a photo to be captioned, "There's Only One Bruce." If Bruce was willing to do this, he would be in the center of the photo. Then a group of Shadowmania attendees could gather around Bruce, with everyone wearing fake, plastic, black-framed glasses to look like Hank, with at least some of those people holding a red Strat.
This is sort of a take on the Mattesson's advert. But from my point of view, the emphasis would be strictly on Bruce, not Hank, especially if the photographer thought of exactly the right pose. Maybe the "Hanks" closest to Bruce might crouch down, or hold their guitars on bended knee. And/or the people on Bruce's right side might hold their guitars left-handed so that the body (not the headstock) of the guitar is pointing toward Bruce. He'd be surrounded by red Strats.
Thank you very much for listening. I'm going to hide under the table now.
Kind regards,
Donna



