Another seasonal laugh

[Mike Honey]

Three men died on christmas day. On their arrival at the pearly gates st Peter told them that they had to produce something 'christmassy' or they couldnt enter. the first man lit his lighter.

"Whats that?" said Peter. "its a christmas candle". OK enter
The second man rattled his car keys
whats that? " christmas bells" . Fine enter
Third man produced a pair of frilly knickers. "whats that" Peter asked

"Oh they're Carol's" ....... boom boom

I'll get me coat

mike