Yahoo, tonight's the night !!!!

[ecca]

Advice needed from aerodynamic experts.

How can we make beermats more accurate when chucked at somebody ?
Some of the more enthusiastic tossers at the Hankies managed to hit the domino team in the adjacent bar much to their consternation.
We tried wrapping them round a brick but the felicity of the players was disturbed and Mick the Marmaliser protested unneccessarily about the broken neck on his hooligan guitar.
We tried to adapt a crossbow, and even supplied tin hats, but to no avail.

[dave robinson]

Well you need to get some serious practice in this week, it's Shadowmania Saturday week . . . . .

[neil2726]

Ecca,

Place the beer mat inside a cheese cob! The added weight will give the missile much more stability and therefore be more accurate. The bonus is the recipient is unlikely to throw it back! Cheshire cheese is preferable!

Neil

[ecca]

If they throw the cob money first, I'll throw the cob wrapped beermat.

[JohnBassist]

To His Lordship, the Most Honourable Earl of Bloxwitch.

My Wife and I both recently received instructions from the DVLA that we had to supply them with new photographs for our Driving Licences as our photographs were now 10 years old and probably "out of date". On viewing the recent change to your avatar on this site I was wondering if a similar instruction was given by the Control Board of this site to your goodself- if so I feel certain that a few people - although not everyone - might consider that your latest picture shows a slightly younger image than your previous avatar.
I remain your most humble servant etc. etc...............

[ecca]

Certainly not John, the avatar was given to me by my good friend Roger Bayliss. I might ask him to remove the moustache, it does make me look old.

[kipper]

Advice needed from aerodynamic experts.

How can we make beermats more accurate when chucked at somebody ?
Some of the more enthusiastic tossers at the Hankies managed to hit the domino team in the adjacent bar much to their consternation.
We tried wrapping them round a brick but the felicity of the players was disturbed and Mick the Marmaliser protested unneccessarily about the broken neck on his hooligan guitar.
We tried to adapt a crossbow, and even supplied tin hats, but to no avail.

ecca surly with all the tossers you have up there you could work that out peter

[ecca]

Peter, they're all tossers.

[roger bayliss]

Certainly not John, the avatar was given to me by my good friend Roger Bayliss. I might ask him to remove the moustache, it does make me look old.

It's knocked 10 years off yer ar kidd

[keithmantle]

Looks good for 70 then !!