A man goes to the doctors.
The doctor checks him over, and says "sorry mate, but you have yellow 24, A nasty virus, so called as it turns your blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live.
There's nothing further I can do for you - just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth."
So the poor guy trudges home to his wife, and breaks the sad news.
Distraught, she asks him to accompany her to bingo that evening so he can experience her idea of a night out, as he's never been there before.
He gets his 1st card, and wins 4 corners - prize £350, and then he gets any line and wins £3200.
He also calls for a full house - and wins a £1,000.
The national grid game comes up and he wins a further £380,000.
The bingo Caller gets him on stage, and says "Son - I've never seen you in here in all my life, but you won 4 corners, any line, full house & the national grid - I've never met anyone so lucky."
"Lucky??" he screamed, "lucky? I'll have you know I've got yellow 24."
"Well bugger me," says the bingo caller. "You've won the raffle as well"!
Yellow 24
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Yellow 24
by Amanda » 23 Oct 2009, 15:08
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