Musical jokes

[chaddopete]

Stevie Wonder plays a 3hr concert in a Tokyo stadium. At the end the crowd are going wild and Stevie asks if there's any requests to finish the show. A little Japanese guy at the front shouts up "Stevie, play a jazz chord". At this Stevie launches into 10 minutes of black harlem jazz and again the crowd go wild. The little Japanese guy shouts again " No Stevie, Play a jazz chord." now Stevie's getting a bit miffed with this and he says " alright then you little slant eyed git, You try if you think you can do better."
The japanese guy jumps up on stage and sits at the piano, picks up a mike and starts to sing;












" A JAZZ CHORD TO SAY A RUV YOU !!!"

Sorry

Pete

[JimN]

"Dad, when I grow up I want to be a musician".

"Now look here, son, you can't have it both ways."

[alanbakewell]

A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?"

"You're a drummer, aren't you?"

"Yeah. How'd you know?"

"This is a travel agency."

[sausage fingers]

I'll perhaps get thrown off for this one.........


A musician asks his wife.....

Darling, why don't you ever tell me when you're enjoying Sex

His wife says...

Cause I don't like calling you when you're on a gig.

Rob
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